American Comedian
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?
Jackie Mason – [Self-improvement]
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason – [Marriage]
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason – [Money]
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Jackie Mason – [Victory]